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  #3  -  Andrew Alexander "AK" Klein
SEASON STATS: Games Played: -
Goals: -
Assists: -
TEAM: The Gunners
Division: Division 3B
SEASON: Houston Football Association 2006-2007

 Bio:
The facts about this phenomenal player are minimal. He was born in the Ukraine in 1980, where after watching his parents be beaten with their own amputated limbs, he was allowed to escape. He hopped a steamer bound for the United States where he stayed hidden in the cargo hold for three years while the ship explored the north seas. During that time he survived almost solely on a diet of hormone-enhanced slop. When the ship landed in Baltimore, the local papers reported that the stowaway was only marginally human. His hulking size was incomparable and his anger unassailable. He was shunned by society and is now rumored to roam the American wilderness. When in the Houston area he has been known to play for the HFA Gunners where a look at the record will show that each appearance brings no fewer than three casualties to the other side. May God have mercy on anyone who faces this opponent.
PLAYER HISTORY
  COMPETITION   SEASON   TEAM   DIVISION
Houston Football Association 2007-2008 The Gunners Division 3B
Memorial Cup 2007-08 The Gunners Round 1
Memorial Cup 2007-08 The Gunners Road to Final
Defender
ID# 713-11-9508
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Weight: 458 lbs

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