This old fat guy burst onto the scene last season with the Gunners through a mid-season transaction with an obscure 12th division team in the Mexican professional leagues. That shrewd manager, Yusef Nasser was able to secure his services on loan from his Mexican club for a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best (in cans) and half a pack of camels. Horrible Spanish combined with truly massive size and abominable conditioning resulted in a number of embarrassed 25 year old defenders throughout last season. A spartan regimen during the offseason of beer, cheeseburgers and FIFA 2006 on game cube have insured that this